How to Make Wine Your Friends Actually Enjoy

I was frugal in my college days. Tuition and books captured most of my summer savings. That meant stretching the cash I had for bar hopping. Then, I discovered the joy of winemaking (or so I thought). After all, knowing how to make wine was not rocket science. Just procure a large glass gallon jug, a balloon, grape juice, and yeast. Presto changeo, in a few short weeks, the nectar of the gods would flow into my [paper] goblet. I’m sure you know the rest of the story. I am positive I did not drink the nectar of the gods. In fact, it was far from it.   What did I know back then? The answer was simple. Nothing. With no internet, I was left to figure it out. I didn’t. And, after all the complaints about the yeasty smell in the hallway. . . well, you get the picture.